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    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 241permalink
    Why not? When I ignore you, you do ;))
  1.  # 242permalink
    did i miss something here?

    i'm not ignoring you GP- you are like a beloved pet to me....
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 243permalink
    LOL....would you mind paper training him then??? so much pee from such a small pet.....
  2.  # 244permalink
    i'll get to work on that. just have to find my royal trainer.
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 245permalink
    Well I do have to say I do pee alot but in the right places. Imean with all this water we are supposed to be drinking...
    Plus I think maybe I got short changed on bladder size. I guess there are sacrifices that have to have to be made for having an above average size brain. Only so much can fit in there I guess.

    Margie, I always wanted a personal trainer!
    • hCGDietAuthorILuvKats
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 246permalink
    only a GP could see there is a tradeoff between bladder size and brain size. So you are saying that surgeons who can go 10 hours without peeing are...hmmm...
    • hCGDietAuthormikkydee
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 247permalink
    Well kats, its like this, there's a whole lot of man packed into this little body! There is only so much room to go around.
    GP is the total package you know. A triple threat. He sees all. knows all, and eats all.
    • hCGDietAuthorkeith
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 248permalink
    mikky, the neon sign is electric! they don't dare pee on it. Or maybe they would. Would be shocking to say the least!
    Kats - been 10 hrs without. no water before helops. A cathater (sp) would help too. T oo much beer before .....

    Bladder and brain size have no coralation. IQ and brain size do not either.
    • hCGDietAuthorDStiller
    • TimeNov 3rd 2009
     # 249permalink
    GP: That's a very interesting offer you've made regarding those products that bear your name and/or likeness. I have discussed it with several of the P2rs and we have come to a unanimous decision to carry one particular item in your GP line as we all feel that it would best represent you our "Grand Pubah."

    Please put in an immediate order for 500 GP Bobble Heads.

    We decline at this moment to carry any of your other items as we would like to explore other items that are available to us.

    BTW: It is not necessary to have any neon or electric signs anywhere near our P2 pool. Whoever thinks that we are peeing in the pool is sadly mistaken. We have simply colored the water in the pool to be a glistening pale yellow water that shimmers like gold when you look at it. We did this in honor of our Queen who is worth her "old" weight in 24K Gold.

    And whoever thought they could smell urine near the pool.....that is something that we spray around the perimeter to keep unsavory types out of our pool. The aroma can only be detected by living things that are much lower in intelligence than us P2rs. None of the P2rs can smell this so whoever was sniffing around our pool like some dog in heat should just leave our Lounge and not come back.

    I'm really confused by both the GP and Keith's fascination with Pee. If anyone could explain that to me I would appreciate it. It's kinda like some strange type of Pee Phobia. There just seems to be some overwhelming addiction to urine.

    Oh well, I'm just going to get ready for the fireworks and the singing. I can't wait to see them!!
  3.  # 250permalink
    D- you would have to read way back in the posts, but GP had an "accident" where he was diving and ran out of air. sadly, it seems to have disturbed his connection to the real world. we let him have his fin lounge so he could feed his fantasies. his doctors tell us that he shouldn't get agitated (it interferes with his medication) so we pat him on the head a lot and say, "it's ok, doyle, it's ok." you should always speak in soothing tones when you see him. the queen is an equal-opportunity employer and does not discriminate against those with disabilities, so we allow him a position that makes him feel important. of course we know that it is the women who rule in the hcg kingdom. however we do enjoy men being around so we can snicker when they stop to flex their muscles all the time.