Oz you are doing qite well not to have a computer!
Of course you are way off base about the small man syndrome. I think that is a phrase people just came up with because they feared how much heart of some people that were undertall had who were able to do big things.
Green with envy you know. I think it is one of my favorite colors to see on people.
You look quite well in it I might add. :-)

Blue silk panties???? That GP!! She has really gone off the deep end. Do you have a matching bra with that GP? We really need a rule posted that women can't walk around in their bras and panties in the p2 lounge! At least throw a robe on GP!!

GP is not all that short, for a woman. She is basically average height. :)))))

My bad.....I guess I got that from Dstiller's post...and since you didn't refute it, I knew it had to be true.

Alligator hide huh? wow....that must really do a number on your panty hose when you pull them over that stuff!! Oh the horror!! All those snags!!

Welcome Oz: It is clear to me that you have a complete comprehension of what is going on in the P2 Lounge. Please pay no attention to the GP. Today I received in the mail, special delivery a note from someone who knows the GP better than any of us.
The note read:
Dear Royal Princess Danello Nurtuoso,
Please pay no attention to the GP and the things he says. He has had a problem distinguishing fact from fantasy. It is much easier for us who are closest to him to just let him ramble and not try to make him understand the truth. His Dr thinks this is something that has plagued him for years and years all the way back to his childhood and that he was so traumatized by events in his youth and that is why he has the problems he has today. Apparantly when he was rejected by his high school basketball team he nearly had a break-down. His friends then took him to DisneyWorld and when they wouldn'd let him go on some of the rides cause of height restrictions that simply pushed him over the edge. The obsession with women's underwear is something new that we are all dealing with since his friendship with someone named Keith. So please be kind to him and pay no mind to his ramblings.
Sincerely,
A very close family friend of the GP

Hopefully this will help us all to understand some of the crazy things that he posts...like stuff about people peeing in our pool, not changing his manties ever. And now that Keith tells us that he thinks he can fly I think we all can understand the relationship between the two of them. One thing I did notice in Keith's post was about the "little" 1 man jet aircraft. I would assume from that statement that only "little" men could get in the aircraft. So if that's the aircraft that Keith flies that would totally explain the comraderie between the GP and him.

After that one post fron ILuvCats I'm wondering if there weren't multiple reasons for rejection from that basketball team, such as being vertically challenged and a reason concerning the sex of the applicant. Just a thought to ponder!!

dear subjects of the royal kingdom. It has come to my attention that there has been a mole that has worked its way into the good graces with this forum with the single intent to undermine the dignity of the royal family. Of course this is nothing new. It is quiet common for people of means and position to become targets of those bitter at them for their own personal lack of accomplishments.
You will easily be able to distinguish this mole (and other moles that also have tried to sneak in unaware) by their unusual color. Of course that color is green. It comes from becoming so green with envy of one elite member of the royal family that it permeates into the pores of the skin and turns the entire epidermis green with the exception of the nose. (Which is often brown from sucking upp to certain important people to gain access to the really really important people.) I am not at liberty to disclose which member of the royal family is envied because that could become a breach of security but it would suffice to say that he is very Grand and his initials could be GP.
Please dear subjects do not be misled by those whose only purpose in life is to try and make others look smaller so they look bigger