Ok Kats where shall I fly into? I would like the royal red Limousine, A suite at the Waldorf, A large P3 friendly buffet, and plenty of Tbone steak for my steak days. Porterhouse would be fine too because I'm not picky.
I will need 3 extra suites for my people, and 1 large golden cage for Mrs. Pubah (with news paper in the bottom).
One Pubah Nectar Machine in my private suite, 10 bags of Large Fuji Apples, a blender and ice shaver for my fruit smoothie with an endless supply of fresh strawberries and oranges (and an attendent to peel oranges for me).
I also will require a royal massage therapist to help relieve stress from back and shoulders that will come from the heated negotiations in the executive board meeting. Also I will need a back up pilot for my royal Pubah Leer Jet, just in case Fredrich gets sick again. (air sickness)
I will also need delivery and pick up service for the cleaning and pressing of the royal Pubah robes and laundry.
There will need to be a royal security detail positioned at the hotel, offices, movie theater, and finer resturaunts of the city along with full credit tab at all the aforementioned establishments chargeable to the P4 Lounge Inc. Pubah expense account.
I will fly in the night before to meet and greet all the local Grand Pubah fans at an exclusive ceremony organized, funded, and put together by P4 Lounge Inc.
All local Pubah worshippers shall receive one free vial of 5000 Hucog hcg, with mixing kit.
I will see you there next Thursday. I will be looking for the skinny kat luver.

.....and I thought only the Queen had royal robes...?????

The Pubah is used to living on a budget. Its called an expense account. There is nothing too good or too expensive for the Grand Pubah. Didn't they teach you this in Royal Queen school? You see the value of the Pubah is far greater than anything that could ever be spent on him. Just think about all the Pubahly things I do. I protect the queen from illtempered forumers, I watch over all the royal subjects of the kingdom, I keep laughter as the best medicine, I help all great and small regardless of how mean they are, I keep kats in line, I draw the life essence from those that misbehave and need to be taught a lesson when I am in need after scuba accidents, I am the sole inventer of the world renown Pubah Nectar, I am the owner of the "FIn OF Worship" in the Fuji Islands, I am feared the world over as the supreme midget assasin, I am inventor of the all natural corncob enema, I have adoring fans from coast to coast and several parts of Pakistan, ect....
I mean how in the world could you get more for your money?

super cool pample, glad the scales were happy. How was the women's conference?

Margie, sounds to me like GP is bucking for a raise.....or a WHOMP, depending on how you look at it. :)